What is your favorite thing about humans?
I love their ears!! I make it my goal whenever I meet a new person to get a taste of those yummy morsels.  My humans and I work as massage therapists.  We created a table where people come and lay down on it and put their face in this cradle thingy just so I can lick their ears.  It’s a great setup.  I take pride in my job and have licked the ears of people from all over the world!

Where do you like to socialize?
The Warm Springs Dog Park.  It’s the best!  All the other dogs, both male and female like to hump me because I’m a natural male.  I’m like ‘fine.. whatever.. can we play now?’   It’s all cool.

What is your favorite snack?
Grasshoppers!  They hop right into my mouth.  Crunchy, yummy and nutritious!

What’s your obsession?
Babies!  I love babies!  Whether they are my humans, or kittens or even a baby horse.  I can’t get enough of them.  I can’t wait to have my own puppies!

Who is your best friend?
Rosey❤️!  It was live at first sight.  She’s my best friend and soon will be the mother of my puppies!  I am a lucky dog.

How do you greet a stranger?
A stranger is just a friend I have not met yet.  I wiggle my butt with such enthusiasm, they can’t help but love me.